• dog: *wags tail*
  • me: oh my god oH my gOD oh my GOD

you guys did a terrible job i bought the fucking hoodie

ALSO my roommate got me another hawaiian shirt today

everyone around me is feeding the problem

someone talk me out of buying that real friends hoodie

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (USA - UK - Germany, 2002)

(Source: in-love-with-movies)


Happy fall y’all!

I’m going on a date today

that is a real thing that is happening



i express my emotions in long groans at different octaves 

(Source: crycaster)


im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me


if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you